Minimum Wage
May 20th, 2012
I skipped work today and I loved it. It’s a nothing-to-do job without pay for three months and after they start paying me it will probably be 150,000 IRR a month. By current exchange rate 150 IRR is 83 USD. Can you fucking believe that?
If I have to work 4 days a week for 80 USD a month and some slacker drug addict in America makes the same amount by grilling shitburgers, where’s the justice in this world?
I fucking hate my life here and I would exchange it with a menial life as an American.
Tags: America, IRR, minimum wage, USD
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Wow dude
May 18th, 2012
I’ve got all these spam comments telling me “get your SEO up dude”. Like I’m going to fall for it. I have All in One SEO plugin installed and I’m not going to have a minute of doubt in its ability.
Tags: dumb, SEO
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Decimal to Binary Converter
May 9th, 2012
Check out my Decimal to Binary converter. It’s my first PHP program.
http://www.oneleafclover.com/stuff/convert
Check out My Stuff page for more junk I make.
Tags: decimal to binary, math, php program
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Integrals Dude, Integrals
May 8th, 2012
I’ve been studying Iranian official education textbooks in school for 12 years, and right at the end, I failed Calculus 1. Why? Integrals.
Integrals are evil. Integrals are amoral. Integrals hate Jesus. Integrals fuck shit up man.
I don’t have issues with indefinite integrals. But definite integrals are hard. I don’t understand what integral is and why is it created.
What does it mean? What does it stand for? I know integral means area under the graph, but what does this has to do with anything?
I have to retake Calc 1 exam next week and I’m pretty sure I will fail. again. Because of integrals. Fuck integrals.
Tags: calculus, integral, math
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Yay Murrika
May 7th, 2012
It’s came to my attention that Americans have a special kind of cheese called “Paneer” cheese.
I can’t express how stupid I felt after learning this because paneer is cheese. Even the stupid Wikipedia editors think it’s a special kind of cheese. I don’t know where do they get these geniuses from. Maybe because it’s called Paneer in some Indian shithole or maybe they’re just plain stupid.
Here we have all kinds of paneer. Even the plastic shit Americans like. We don’t have cheddar, gouda and other European stuff though. However I’ve seen them in hypermarkets and they’re called paneer. As in cheddar paneer.
God bless American and all the retards who live in it. Guy who named that particular cheese paneer probably thinks Iranians are Arab and didn’t know his Lord and savior Jesus never existed.
Tags: Americans are stupid, cheese, paneer, stupid Americans
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Jell-O vs. Jelly
May 6th, 2012
I finished watching the first episode of original The Office. I don’t know exactly how I watched the US version but I’m pretty sure I’ve watched it up to the seventh season. Like everything murrika makes, The Office US is not even decent compared to the UK version.
What I like about British sitcoms is that they’re 30 minutes instead of 20 minutes. That makes a lot of difference especially if you compare the first six episodes of the US version to the first season of the UK version. Pilot for US version is the first episode of the UK version copied off, with only names changing (like Jell-O to Jelly). But as the US series went on, it got its own identity but I’m not sure if this identity is good.
The UK version is written by two people, Rickey Gervais and Stephen Merchant. However, the US version has shitloads of writers (just like any other show on network) which makes it inconsistent. Also they probably have forgotten that the format is mockumentary, something that the original never forgot.
Overall, The Office is a crappy show and NBC should be ashamed of still having such thing on air. Specially after Steve Carrel left, this show has lost it’s characteristics and will never be as good as the earlier seasons (which were completely based on the original show).
Tags: britcoms, british sitcoms, stephen merchent, steve carrel, The Office, The Office (UK)
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On Extras…
May 5th, 2012
I haven’t seen the original British The Office (yet) but Extras, another show from its creator, is now one of my all-time favorites.
Extras is packed with British stars but I don’t watch it for them, because I don’t have a clue who they are except for they key stars. Each episode is named after the key famous actor of that episode (although in season 2 there are at least 12 superstars in each episode, I don’t know why would they name an episode after only one of them).
I’m not one of those guys who reviews things he’s watching because 1- nobody reads this blog yet 2- my opinion doesn’t matter. All I can hope is that someday I will make my own version of this show.
Tags: britcom, british sitcom, extras, hbo, ricky gervais, sitcom
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SEO is a Bitch
May 4th, 2012
I really want this blog to work so I’m going to post crap until people notice it.
This post is about how much I love Tina Fey. I don’t love her in that way. I love Mila Kunis in that way. She’s an old hag and I suppose she’s as old as my mother (although my mother looks 20 years older).
But I like her because of two reasons, 1- she knows how to correctly pronounce Iran and 2- for some reason 30 Rock shows Islamic Republic of Iran’s flag in one of its establishing shots. I don’t say these because I like Iran, I really hate Iran. I love Mila Kunis more than Iran and I would certainly nuke the shit out of this hellhole in exchange of raping her (non-consensual sex is the best sex).
I like to rape women. I don’t really know why, I just feel compelled to rape. I’m not a weird guy who watches BSDM or practices actual rough sex with his wife or partner, I’ve never had sex before. But If I’m going to have sex one day, it’s going to be rape.
Why is rape horrible? I don’t really know and I don’t really care. I just want to feel the sweet sound of a woman’s screams as she begs me not to force my way with her. If I wasn’t taking antiecilepsy drugs right now, this would have turned me on.
I’ve said enough already. You must know that I’m a Holocaust Revisionist too so if you have issues with an Iranian who doesn’t stand for homosexual rights and isn’t entirely pro-choice and thinks the Holocaust is a hoax and loves to rape women, don’t bother following my blog.
No I’m kidding. Please do follow my blog. I’m entitled to my opinions just like everyone else is.
Tags: 30 rock, holocaust, iran, mila kunis, rape, revisionism, rockfeller center, tina fay
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Pay for DDL or Die
May 4th, 2012
I’m growing tired of my method of piracy. It’s expensive but I have to stick with it because my downspeed is only 32KB/s (that is, 256kbps or 0.32mbps).
My method consists of finding DDL links on Warez-bb and then converting them to real direct download links. This technology is probably unknown to most non-Ayeeeranians but this is how most Iranians download their stuff. DDL converter sites are simply some guy with a VPS with DirectAdmin panel. Because they’re simple to make, there are thousands of them such as this one, this fella, this brother, this lad (this one’s in English) and this nigga (this is the one I mainly use). I’m currently paying 2.5 USD per 20 gigabytes I convert and that is a huge pain in the ass. I don’t make much money and I’m running this website on someone else’s host. I don’t deserve this, nobody deserves this.
Besides it takes me a week to download a 6 season TV show. And not regular 350MB Xvid/1.2GB H264 movies. I obviously can’t download these TV shows. So I have to download skimmed down shit, or even RMVB. I don’t know who has invented this codec but whomever he was, I hope he dies in fire.
I don’t think I can ever solve my problem without immigration and facing effervescent racism of my western brothers. Weep for me.
Tags: DDL, piracy, rapidshare, torrent
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Dropbox Referral Scam
May 4th, 2012
Dropbox used to offer only 250MB to its free users. Extremely Jew of them considering that Skydrive offered 7GBs at the same time.
But now they’ve increased that to 2GBs. Still a bit Jewish but I imagine I’m not going to host 2 gigabytes of files that I need to cloud-ify. By that I mean files that are really important to me, which are mostly <500 kilobytes. I can’t imagine anyone who doesn’t book records for God and heavens to need more than a few hundred megabytes of space each year. Question is, who’s dumb enough to pay nine dollars a month to host his photos when there’s Facebook and hundreds of free DDL sites, if he wants to cloudify his pictures at the fist place? And cloudifying videos when there’s Youtube?
Now there are graphic designers who deal with sizable files and they might want to cloudify their files. If they pay the monthly fee it’s acceptable… or not? I don’t know. I just don’t see myself cloudifying anything rather than databases and documents.
Anyway, I was going to teach you how to scam your way through referrals. It’s really easy. Just install VirtualBox and then set up a virtual XP machine (or Linux, your choice). Then send a referral to an email, register and log into it from the virtual machine. Voila, you are rewarded 500 megabytes which you probably won’t use anyways.
Be a good lad and don’t even think about using disposable emails. I’m pretty sure they’re blacklisted.
If you still don’t use Dropbox, register using this link (please!): http://db.tt/MFSzA1pX
Tags: dropbox, dropbox referral, referral, scam
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