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Baking a cake for my son's birthday, when my younger son decides to get jealous and piss on the cake in the oven. I mean WTF!!! Now I have to make a new cake... after cleaning the oven.
Posted by EluladayShugh on 15th May 2010 09:10
I was in a 25man raid today in world of warcraft and I caused my whole guild to wipe. I accidently blinked into a mob. They kicked me out of the guild and raid shortly after. I'm so depressed right now, I had it all.
Posted by pooberry on 14th May 2010 10:36
So i was taking my ged today and i wrote my essay about star wars making my brother want to join the air force. Enough said.
Posted by ddlewis42 on 7th May 2010 12:35
My xbox just got the red ring of death. I just frikken bought it 2 days ago. WTF!!!
Posted by EveveCagiadia on 4th May 2010 02:05
Guess my gas gauge decided not to work on my way to Florida on a 10 hour road trip. It said I had a 1/2 tank and all of a sudden it dropped to E faster than a fat kid on cake. My car was stuck in the middle lane for an hour till AAA towed it.
Posted by TitoPeddeta on 2nd May 2010 06:54
Being the fatass that I am, I walked down an isle at a garden store and knocked over 3 vases. I wouldve ran but i just walked out instead... I got some dirty looks.
Posted by predatorforyou on 2nd May 2010 01:57
I was at a cook out drinking some rum and coke. I accidentally grabbed the wrong drink, it was someone's spit cup from the tobacco shit. I immediately threw up...
Posted by bammy on 1st May 2010 04:44
I play catcher for my baseball team. The one day I forget to wear a cup... That's all i'm gonna say. I'm sure you can figure the rest out.
Posted by Hammy on 30th Apr 2010 12:57
I bought a brand new 52" hdtv for my house. I got home, hooked it all up everything was great. The picture was excellent! I was so happy! I was so pumped to watch my Brewers in HD that I decided to celebrate and get some pizza. I came back to the house and I see my dog chewing on the wires. The tv is F***ED. I shouldve bought the god damn warranty.
Posted by DrFudge on 28th Apr 2010 11:43
Walking to a big interview I had in the city, 5 minutes away from the door I stepped in a big steaming pile of dog ****. I wanted to go into the bathroom where I was going to, to wash it off, but I ran into the guy that was interviewing me and told me to come in right away. It's been a week, still havent heard anything.
Posted by captain on 26th Apr 2010 10:18
